Happy new year, everyone.
You can where whatever you please when you shave your head with this knife!
When you lose Pascal's Wager and god is Hello Kitty.
If this ever shows up online - you die!
You don't want to know what he's hidding behind his back...
Your atheism has caused you to become confused. Without god, there is no objective design taste.Repent!
DING! Baby’s done.
I appear to have dropped my oven mitt...
"A man walks down the street in this apron, people know he's not afraid of anything."- paraphrased from Hoban Washburne on Firefly
"You know, the babies cry a lot less with this apron... Bring me the Christian children!"
Wolf in sheep's clothing.
"I just finished a peach, balsamic reduction...irreducibly complex my ass.""You're just lucky I'm wearing pants...."
Now that's the look of a god fearing and hating man. Hail Satan with a demented hello kitty looking twist! lol
Mother? Is that you? Come on in here, I have something to show you.
"I cut down trees, I skip and jump,I like to press wildflowers.I put on women's clothing,and hang around in bars..."
"Each polar bar on my pants was killed by global warming (in my pants)..."
(Deep raspy voice) Come get some!
"Where's your god now?"
I'm pretty OK!
Holy.Shit......I think that sums up every reaction possible.
"Why the pink apron? Well, the one god gave me had too much blood & gore on it"
"Tonight on Twilight Zone; To Serve Fundies"
"I came here to cut down some bullshit and chew gum. And I'm all out of gum."
" ...I saw some mormons comming down the street, and this year i wanted to be ready for them..."
Im gunna call in next show and say " Ive had a personal revelation that proves existence of god. He appeared before me wearing polar bear pants, a pink apron, holding a knife; said he 'was going to cut me bad unless i believe'. "
"See Dennis, this is proof of freewill."or"Mention TAG again, I dare you."
I was given this apron by the invisible pink unicorn. She wouldn't be seen in it.Now, come here Yahweh, I have a present for you.
"Punch me in the face for Jesus"
On this week's "Cookin' Good", the Reverend "Red" Rum.
It takes the lotion from the basket...
If you only knew the POWER of the Dark Side.
"I'm an atheist 'cos I love to sin"
Duckie never knew what the hell he was missin'!
Behold! The Evil Atheist-- in pink.
BWAHAHAHA! This is literally the funniest thing I have seen all year! Thanks Matt! :D
"I need 17 rolls of 3 mil plastic and 12 rolls of duct tape"
Proof that all atheists are angry, violent, and have feminine tendencies. :)
"Dillahunty International Studios"
"I was wrong! Hell is real, and it's being photographed in embarassing cooking clothing forever!"
There are at least 3 sins in this picture.
There are only 2 options. Either I'm wearing a pink apron or I am NOT wearing a pink apron.What you BELIEVE about the pink apron is a separate issue.
Atheists across the world would like to point out that lack of belief in a god does not lead to actions or fashion sense.
Believe in God or face the consequences.Tell me I'm pretty or face the consequences.
Atheists across the world would like to point out that lack of belief in a god does not lead to actions or fashion sense.What does NOT believing in unicorns MAKE you wear?
Hitchcock fans found the reveal in Psycho 2010 bewildering.
Gulags, concentration camps and pink aprons.
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Uff! Wish I could edit posts!"Come over here little girl, I baked you some... Oh wait... I'm supposed to be holding the knife behind my back, not the cookies."
Atheists: Made of Awesome
Be right back, I hear some Jehovah's Witnesses at the door.
Thanks to ShockOfGod for donating his favourite outfit.
Cake or death?
Not a caption, but I think I own a pair of those exact same PJ bottoms; Joe Boxer with Polar Bears.But not the apron. Never the apron.
OK, here's a caption; "Won't you listen to reason?"
"Matt lost his sanity upon discovering that the spoon had turned into, not a fork, but a knife!"
"The church bake sale is coming up and I figured to fit in I'd need a hacksaw but this knife and sissy apron will do."
"Where Are They Now: Strawberry Shortcake"
'ISAAC!! Get down here now!! I'm on a mission from God!!!'
"Who knew Buffalo Bill had a brother?"
The argument from fashion.Matt's only weakness.
Well, you roast in the oven, let's use this knife to poke you and see if YOU'RE DONE!!
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