Sunday, January 02, 2011

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Happy new year, everyone.

62 comments:

  1. You can where whatever you please when you shave your head with this knife!

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  2. When you lose Pascal's Wager and god is Hello Kitty.

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  3. If this ever shows up online - you die!

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  4. You don't want to know what he's hidding behind his back...

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  5. Your atheism has caused you to become confused. Without god, there is no objective design taste.
    Repent!

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  6. I appear to have dropped my oven mitt...

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  7. "A man walks down the street in this apron, people know he's not afraid of anything."
    - paraphrased from Hoban Washburne on Firefly

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  8. "You know, the babies cry a lot less with this apron... Bring me the Christian children!"

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  9. Wolf in sheep's clothing.

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  10. "I just finished a peach, balsamic reduction...irreducibly complex my ass."

    "You're just lucky I'm wearing pants...."

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  11. Now that's the look of a god fearing and hating man. Hail Satan with a demented hello kitty looking twist! lol

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  12. Mother? Is that you? Come on in here, I have something to show you.

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  13. "I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
    I like to press wildflowers.
    I put on women's clothing,
    and hang around in bars..."

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  14. "Each polar bar on my pants was killed by global warming (in my pants)..."

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  15. (Deep raspy voice) Come get some!

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  16. Holy.Shit.

    .....I think that sums up every reaction possible.

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  17. "Why the pink apron? Well, the one god gave me had too much blood & gore on it"

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  18. "Tonight on Twilight Zone; To Serve Fundies"

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  19. "I came here to cut down some bullshit and chew gum. And I'm all out of gum."

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  20. " ...I saw some mormons comming down the street, and this year i wanted to be ready for them..."

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  21. Im gunna call in next show and say " Ive had a personal revelation that proves existence of god. He appeared before me wearing polar bear pants, a pink apron, holding a knife; said he 'was going to cut me bad unless i believe'. "

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  22. "See Dennis, this is proof of freewill."

    or

    "Mention TAG again, I dare you."

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  23. I was given this apron by the invisible pink unicorn. She wouldn't be seen in it.

    Now, come here Yahweh, I have a present for you.

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  24. "Punch me in the face for Jesus"

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  25. On this week's "Cookin' Good", the Reverend "Red" Rum.

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  26. It takes the lotion from the basket...

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  27. If you only knew the POWER of the Dark Side.

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  28. "I'm an atheist 'cos I love to sin"

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  29. Duckie never knew what the hell he was missin'!

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  30. Behold! The Evil Atheist-- in pink.

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  31. BWAHAHAHA! This is literally the funniest thing I have seen all year! Thanks Matt! :D

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  32. "I need 17 rolls of 3 mil plastic and 12 rolls of duct tape"

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  33. Proof that all atheists are angry, violent, and have feminine tendencies. :)

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  34. "Dillahunty International Studios"

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  35. "I was wrong! Hell is real, and it's being photographed in embarassing cooking clothing forever!"

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  36. There are at least 3 sins in this picture.

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  37. There are only 2 options. Either I'm wearing a pink apron or I am NOT wearing a pink apron.

    What you BELIEVE about the pink apron is a separate issue.

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  38. Atheists across the world would like to point out that lack of belief in a god does not lead to actions or fashion sense.

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  39. Believe in God or face the consequences.

    Tell me I'm pretty or face the consequences.

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  40. Atheists across the world would like to point out that lack of belief in a god does not lead to actions or fashion sense.

    What does NOT believing in unicorns MAKE you wear?

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  41. Hitchcock fans found the reveal in Psycho 2010 bewildering.

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  42. Gulags, concentration camps and pink aprons.

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  45. Uff! Wish I could edit posts!

    "Come over here little girl, I baked you some... Oh wait... I'm supposed to be holding the knife behind my back, not the cookies."

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  46. Atheists: Made of Awesome

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  47. Be right back, I hear some Jehovah's Witnesses at the door.

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  48. Thanks to ShockOfGod for donating his favourite outfit.

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  49. Not a caption, but I think I own a pair of those exact same PJ bottoms; Joe Boxer with Polar Bears.

    But not the apron. Never the apron.

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  50. OK, here's a caption; "Won't you listen to reason?"

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  51. "Matt lost his sanity upon discovering that the spoon had turned into, not a fork, but a knife!"

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  52. "The church bake sale is coming up and I figured to fit in I'd need a hacksaw but this knife and sissy apron will do."

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  53. "Where Are They Now: Strawberry Shortcake"

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  54. 'ISAAC!! Get down here now!! I'm on a mission from God!!!'

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  55. "Who knew Buffalo Bill had a brother?"

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  56. The argument from fashion.
    Matt's only weakness.

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  57. Well, you roast in the oven, let's use this knife to poke you and see if YOU'RE DONE!!

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