This, apparently, is actually happening.
Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday.
Somebody shoot me now.
I bet the folks over at the ONION are kicking themselves for not thinking of this.
Ah Jesus Christ we have some retards in my country. I don't know where this comes from. Ho isn't a derogatory word in Australia.
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