Thursday, April 10, 2008

Something else opening the 18th

You're a theater owner. You're given the choice between exhibiting Expelled, a poorly made faux-documentary for fundamentalist Christians...or this...

Which do you choose?

9 comments:

Diaphanus said...

I'd chose the Zombie Strippers, of course!

Baal's Bum said...

Would I watch some scantily clothed undead whore no chance. I would watch the zombie strippers instead.

B-rad said...

They should splice the two movies together and have the zombies eat Ben Stein.

Josh said...

The Jet Li / Jackie Chan movie is opening right around then as well... I think I would prefer to see that over everything else.

SirRobert said...

Seriously...Jenna Jameson hasn't looked good since 2002's "I dream of Jenna"!

Wow I know way too much about porn!

Jus'kidding Jen! I love ya babe!! Can I have your baby!?

:-D

R.

NAL said...

It's a limited release opening. Thanks a lot. Get my hopes up and then dash them. Cruel.

Martin Wagner said...

Can I have your baby!?

She probably wants to keep it.

Pure NZ Alt Radio said...

Wow that's what happens when you die! You come back as a silicone enhanced blonde carnivore nympho. My bet is the sequel has something to do with nuns.

Kel Dowhower said...

Zombie Strippers---EASY!