Attention all atheists:
ALL YOUR BLOG AM BELONG TO DM.
Are you listening to me now???
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PZ Myers, the little jerkface, time to bury him under piles of squid. I BET HE'D LIKE THAT!
Katy Perry has B**BS! And Elmo is looking! DON'T THINK WE AREN'T ON TO YOU, ELMO!!!
Can you hear me, you ill-begotten miscreants?
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Just like this cat...
...We will trap all atheists... IN A BOX!!!!!!!!!!
Traitors!
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Screw all of you! I am OFF my MEDS and I couldn't be more ravenous!
He speaks the truth!
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We will get you out LIKE MUSTARD!!!!!!!
Blah blah blah blah froth froth froth glurk argh splunge.
Watch out, Dawkins, I'm COMING FOR YOUR BLOG NEXT!!!!!!!
MANIACAL LAUGHTER! This will show them all. They're bound to take me seriously NOW.
[Update: Phew! April 1 is finally over, and I can change my blogger name back to Kazim instead of DM.
I hope it's obvious to all the commenters that I was in no way expecting to "fool" anyone, but I hope you got a laugh out of it. :)]
Friday, April 01, 2011
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I particularly like the Buffy reference.
ReplyDeleteHappy Atheist Day.
Watch out! Infinite Amount of Monkeys! Coming your way next fall!
ReplyDeleteWhy do bad things always happen this time of year? I believe last year everyone quit the show and became Christians. What ever happened with that?
ReplyDelete˙sɐʍ ʇı ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃıɟ ʇ,uɐɔ ʇsnɾ ı ˙oǝpıʌ ʇsɐl ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ puoɔǝs ǝɥʇ ʇnoqɐ ǝƃuɐɹʇs ƃuıɥʇǝɯos sɐʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ
ReplyDeleteDennis is so bizzare. The most common things he posts on my blog are links to forums and Depeche Mode videos.
ReplyDeleteGot me there for a second!
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ReplyDeleteDavid Mabus lol
ReplyDeletei find the above reasoning to be sound... i am now convinced
ReplyDeleteI lol'd! The only way is to divide their bombs by zero!
ReplyDeleteWait!!! SHIIIIII...
Somebody set up us the bomb!!
ReplyDeleteA nice way to start April Fools Day.
ReplyDeleteNeeds moar flaming goats.
ReplyDeleteAlmost had me. I was like.. wtf? Did they get hacked?
ReplyDeleteHappy Atheists' Day!
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ReplyDeleteYou know how I could tell this wasn't DM, aside from the date (and the fact that there's no way he hacked this blog)? This post makes far too much sense and connects the dots too coherently. Half the time the videos DM posts have nothing apparently to do with what he's saying, or are saying the opposite of his triumphant declarations. A Mabus post would have left it at "Just like this cat" and then followed it with "BLAMMO" or something.
ReplyDeleteBut it's still a great gag -- happy atheists' day!
Atheist Apocalypse Now. The horror... the horror...
ReplyDeleteToday might be the right time to reveal it: I am the Antichrist.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs!
ReplyDelete... piles of squid ... HA!
HA, I love it! I get posts from this guy too. On twitter and on my blog. He never makes any sense.
ReplyDeleteThe cat in the box was funny.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if I've been changed in the night? Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if DM is reading this, thinking to himself, "Finally! They get it! I've finally gotten my message across!"
ReplyDeleteDo we have the right to burn sam harris?
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That is a giant cat!
ReplyDeleteKatie Perry. Proper nice.
ReplyDeleteSo here's some irony: You'll notice that I had to delete a real DM post from the fake DM post. His latest post was no different than usual, so I am pretty confident that he doesn't read his targets at all.
ReplyDeleteI absolutely love the Lord Privy Seal type things that DM always does...
ReplyDeleteAnd, Russell, you should have disemvoweled DM's post instead of deleting it; I imagine that reading them without vowels would be very funny indeed ;-)
~Ian
This post was really only missing one thing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6FBfAQ-NDE
ReplyDeleteAlthough given the day, this might have been more appropriate. But it's not a DM comment without a little DM.
What does DM do for a living, anyway? PZ said recently that he's been at this for 17 years. I don't want to know specifics but I really have to wonder how the dude finds the time to take care of even the basics of survival like food and shelter when he spends all his time making sock accounts on various websites.
ReplyDeleteDo we have the right to burn sam harris?
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Do we have the right to burn sam harris?
ReplyDeleteevcforum.net/cgi-bin/dm.cgi?control=msg&m=610802
Do we have the right to burn sam harris?
ReplyDeleteevcforum.net/cgi-bin/dm.cgi?control=msg&m=610802
Is the pope holding to his view that god doesn't give one whit about child rape?
ReplyDeleteMy Magic 8 Ball says "Yes, unequivocally." ;)
All your base are belong to us is definately, 'schizo.' Haha..I finally get what this blog was about after being somewhat confused.
ReplyDelete@Dorkman Thinking DM has a mental illness although I've never got to read his comments due to censorship.
All my brain cells are belong to that phrase now. Dammit!
ReplyDeleteGreat. Now I get to have "All your base are belong to us" stuck in my head.
ReplyDeleteGods_misled_children: DM's comments are all around the web, and they're generally uniform. He occasionally adds some new current event reference to the top, like when he started talking about Boobquake. It's all about how Atheists are going to die, specifically PZ and James Randi, and how Nostradamus is totally awesome. Do a quick Googling, and the "censorship" will be lifted.
ReplyDeleteThe "all your bases" video was ripped off something I saw years ago, anybody remember it?
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