- "I have indisputable proof that God exists!" (Ten minutes of embarrassingly weak Poe'ing) "Nah, just kidding, I'm really an atheist too. I love you guys."
- "Hey, there's a movie I just discovered that really opened my eyes. It pretty much blows Christianity out of the water, and it's got some other interesting information too. It's called Zeitgeist. Ever heard of it?"
- "Dear sirs, I agree with nearly everything you say, but I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about your blind foolishness in accepting the official government story about vaccines."
- "Guys, this video seems pretty convincing. Will you refute it for me?" (Link to long homemade YouTube clip featuring several thousand-year-old apologetics that are addressed at Iron Chariots.)
- "I was trolling a Christian message board / harassing my religious acquaintance in Gmail chat. The guy said something that got me stuck. What should I say next?" (Copy and paste job of five days worth of conversation.)
- "The B**BQUAKE - 911
Let me show you the FATE OF TRAITORS...
how can these HEADLESS IDIOTS BET AGAINST GOD!!!
they tried to BULLDOZE the entire METAPHYSICAL DIMENSION...
they LOST THE WAR......
the blood and bodies of the atheist movement...
you mofos killed MICKEY MOUSE!!!!"
(Cue frothing at the mouth and incoherent muttering.)
Consider yourselves warned!