Yes, there was a blemish on last night, which is that Christian Hate gets to crow about at least one victory. I am a little baffled about the Californians this morning. After all, they managed to deliver the state pretty handily for Obama, giving him no less than 61% of the popular vote there. So how they could have folded to fundamentalist fear so completely on the same night is rather strange. Still, I hope that this is just the beginning of Supreme Court challenges. There's simply no room for this in an enlightened culture. And an enlightened culture is what I'm sincerely hoping America may start slouching towards during the next (being optimistic here) eight years of the Obama presidency.
But for now, I thought, for schadenfreude purposes, we'd take a look at a little of the morning-after whining from the fundie camp in response to the election. My oh my, I do believe it's time to call the waaaambulance!
From the American "Family" Association, Donald Wildmon's homophobic hate club, we get some advice for Christians: "Defend Life, Prepare for Persecution." Since there's nothing these people love more than to feel "persecuted," I expect this is, perversely, good news for them.
[Tony] Perkins says Christians should pray for and return to a biblical model of holiness and righteousness. And believers in America, he adds, should prepare for persecution.
"We are going to see, I think, unprecedented attacks against our faith through measures like the hate crimes [legislation] to the Employment Non-Discrimination Act," he says. "We're going to see attacks on innocent human life through the Freedom of Choice Act, trying to erase all the gains that have been made in the pro-life movement. And I think even our freedoms are going to come under attack."
Obama stated during the presidential campaign that one of his top priorities upon taking office would be to sign the Freedom of Choice Act. Perkins says Christians will have to be resolute in defense of what they know to be right.
Hate, fear, ignorance and bigotry, of course, being the top four items on that list of what they "know to be right." It's amazing how upset they get when they're told, by civilized, decent people, that it really isn't nice to hate those different from you and that you should try to be more compassionate and tolerant. Those are two concepts just not in their lexicon.
Over at that delightful nuthouse, the Christian Worldview Network, columnist Jan Markell reveals another problem they have with Obama: they worry that he's unfair competition for Jesus!
Two years ago came a charismatic man named Barack Obama who was engulfed in a cult-like atmosphere. Some actually called him "the messiah." Shrines were built to him. A Web site said, "Obama is god." There has been a messianic fervor, adoration and a worship-like atmosphere surrounding him. At some rallies people fainted at the sight of him. Young children recorded on YouTube sang songs to him stating he would change the world...
Well, Jan, if you're actually worried that our president-elect is actually competition that the son of God has to worry about, sounds as if you aren't giving your God enough credit, eh? Anyway, the above is all followed up by the usual butt-ignorant whining about "socialism."
And of course, over at the WorldNutDaily, that repository of all things most ludicrous and histrionic that erupt from the crusty bowels of the extremist right, they couldn't resist this headline:
Hamas praises Obama win as 'historic victory for world'
Terrorists drafting letter of congrats to be sent directly to president-elect
I'm sure there's more of this hysteria out there, and if you want to dig it up, please be my guest. Meanwhile, I'm going to sit back, eat myself a heaping slice of schadenfreude pie (thanks for the recipe, Scalzi), with a side of schadenfreude cobbler and washed down with a big old extra-fattening schadenfreude milkshake. Yum!