tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post8803805715024016918..comments2023-09-24T07:53:50.826-05:00Comments on The Atheist Experience™: Hate Mail From JesusUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-37778255737043823872010-07-06T14:21:27.687-05:002010-07-06T14:21:27.687-05:00Gravity = angels pushing you (and EVERYTHING) &quo...Gravity = angels pushing you (and EVERYTHING) "down" (in the direction of the largest/nearest mass).<br /><br />Gracity = angels haulin' yo ass up tuh Hehvun come the RapchuhVladTheImpalahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15995433986482663832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-61671645685785304472010-07-05T06:41:12.210-05:002010-07-05T06:41:12.210-05:00Looks legit!
Also, what Andrew Brown said. Cut po...Looks legit!<br /><br />Also, what Andrew Brown said. Cut poor Jesus some slack.Asrahnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08418909536069364976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-83065770558230173642010-06-24T04:13:58.656-05:002010-06-24T04:13:58.656-05:00A little spell checking goes a long way!
"y...A little spell checking goes a long way!<br /><br /><br />"yes, i sawed yore sho and howl ewe mutherphuckers where pissing mi Dhad. <br />eye gust wanted too say PHUCKUALL. Hayel is knot a phun place mutherphuckers. Eye dyed on thee cross sand sacrificed mi lyfe fore ewe assouls too knot on lee denye mee butt my Farter ass whale? GOE TWO HAYEL. AWE OFF EWE ATHEISTS R GOINK TWO Hayel EWE WHEEL BERN FOUR ETERNATY. EWE wheel experince yore gratest nite mares down thare. Howl kan ewe bee sew ungratefull fore everyting ewe half. U keep cawling mie Farther and thee "Invisible man up in the sky". Eye guess he wheel juss take air and gracity away sense those r invisible ass whale and u probably dont beleave in dim ass whale."<br /><br />Prays Hiss Wholey Kname, Geebus!Steven Bentlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16139666223082953913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-71456331333846044202010-06-18T21:18:09.452-05:002010-06-18T21:18:09.452-05:00Traditionally, messiahs and prophets are illiterat...Traditionally, messiahs and prophets are illiterate. This guy is an improvement.skepticmatthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17013827716974620512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-89996430640935993582010-06-18T14:15:03.513-05:002010-06-18T14:15:03.513-05:00It would have been much more of a real sacrifice i...It would have been much more of a real sacrifice if Jesus died and went to <i>hell</i>, as opposed to heaven. I'm going to go ahead and sacrifice my little red wagon for you guys. It's okay, I have a Corvette waiting for me.JThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08881036419280903737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-61469708396917215112010-06-18T12:56:19.788-05:002010-06-18T12:56:19.788-05:00He almost said you were going to hell for ETERNETA...He almost said you were going to hell for ETERNETAH, which would have been much more awesome.Dorkmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13927199693571387920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-41899591198873076682010-06-18T12:27:32.387-05:002010-06-18T12:27:32.387-05:00@Godlessons I have to agree. It seems that it...@Godlessons I have to agree. It seems that it's okay to commit blasphemy in order to tell us off and condemn us to hell. I think I can speak for most of us on this forum, when I say that I smell hypocrisy.ThatAtheistChickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13062439506515114055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-2187834080497968342010-06-18T12:09:28.709-05:002010-06-18T12:09:28.709-05:00Cthulhu@cheapskate.com demands a spell checkCthulhu@cheapskate.com demands a spell checkStrangelovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02873585969202391288noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-33586973869008551792010-06-18T10:02:34.869-05:002010-06-18T10:02:34.869-05:00It never ceases to amuse me when "Christians&...It never ceases to amuse me when "Christians" say stupid shit like, "All of you atheists will burn in hell!" as if it's some sort of threat.<br /><br />That's like saying, "The Easter Bunny will eat your eyes out in your sleep!"<br /><br />GAWD, just when I think people have hit the bottom of the Stupid Tree, they shoot for the roots...Landlady of Fathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06398567504134200832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-59254994466946038302010-06-18T08:53:03.524-05:002010-06-18T08:53:03.524-05:00I think "gracity" is what gravity was ca...I think "gracity" is what gravity was called before it fell from grace.arensbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15251547886605570242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-89911803493043027702010-06-18T08:07:30.155-05:002010-06-18T08:07:30.155-05:00Uh oh, jesus is involved. It only takes Jesus 4.5 ...Uh oh, jesus is involved. It only takes Jesus 4.5 seconds to get to earth.Dave from canadahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15504104993535302074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-11262366970502208822010-06-18T07:35:44.352-05:002010-06-18T07:35:44.352-05:00So Jesus is alive, but he is a dick! Must be old a...So Jesus is alive, but he is a dick! Must be old age. Imagine his dad!Guillaumehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12376749604845793465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-74227906336644206812010-06-18T07:32:22.677-05:002010-06-18T07:32:22.677-05:00For God so loved the world that he sent his only b...For God so loved the world that he sent his only begotten son to PUNCH YOUR FAT FACE IN.Mark Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12082856602483276803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-60317373877555530032010-06-18T05:35:09.100-05:002010-06-18T05:35:09.100-05:00Respect my ETERNATY!Respect my ETERNATY!JDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07468586709952502011noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-36148620051475811422010-06-18T04:43:24.916-05:002010-06-18T04:43:24.916-05:00Teehee. Technically isn't pretending to be god...Teehee. Technically isn't pretending to be god or jesus one breaking one of the rules or commandments or something? <br /><br />You'd sort of expect jesus to have his own internet domain address too. so instead of jesus@ free email host.com it would be jesus@holy trinity.com or something. I mean, surely daddy could pull a few strings to give him his own web address?Joleenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07589801600522933584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-7253404954544841992010-06-18T04:22:55.855-05:002010-06-18T04:22:55.855-05:00I think it's rather funny how I get banned fro...I think it's rather funny how I get banned from christian places on the internet for pretending to be God, because it's blasphemy. I guess it's okay though, as long as you're blaspheming in order to tell atheists they are going to hell.Godlessonshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08716096268454810993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-19270765134454568292010-06-18T03:41:45.956-05:002010-06-18T03:41:45.956-05:00@Félix Desrochers-Guérin
Matt is the one he's...@Félix Desrochers-Guérin<br /><br />Matt is the one he's sending to be punched in the face.<br /><br />I think he'll just do the locusts thing for Jen. Who knows?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10819757765321213151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-67200455821373776552010-06-18T02:06:54.036-05:002010-06-18T02:06:54.036-05:00How precious an six year old learned how to use th...How precious an six year old learned how to use the internet!!Ryanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18133165616874554699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-36556276597367385652010-06-18T01:38:40.273-05:002010-06-18T01:38:40.273-05:00Actually I'm quite sure that this one is a tro...Actually I'm quite sure that this one is a troll.Wojtekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09945816124043725266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-3521932998586976582010-06-17T23:47:07.926-05:002010-06-17T23:47:07.926-05:00It's a lot funnier if you see the trollful nat...It's a lot funnier if you see the trollful nature of the mail. And in the case that this wasn't troll fodder, well, consider me convinced!Drewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05554732589649361481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-4354208973213883142010-06-17T23:32:31.971-05:002010-06-17T23:32:31.971-05:00I smell an atheist poe trollin'.
On another m...I smell an atheist poe trollin'.<br /><br />On another matter, love the new design!Cafeeine Addictedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02011016176276511661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-39386962832570034872010-06-17T21:56:10.769-05:002010-06-17T21:56:10.769-05:00He didn't mention sending someone to punch you...He didn't mention sending someone to punch you in the head, did he?Félix Desrochers-Guérinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14395726121453367638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-25064955114593389292010-06-17T21:47:50.025-05:002010-06-17T21:47:50.025-05:00Sheesh! With an attitude like that, Jesus himself ...Sheesh! With an attitude like that, Jesus himself is gonna end up in hell. Wouldn't that be priceless? Hee hee hee!Beadknitterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13380412691775978255noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-84046801339647783022010-06-17T21:39:40.030-05:002010-06-17T21:39:40.030-05:00Oh NOES, don't take away my's gracity!
Ha...Oh NOES, don't take away my's gracity!<br /><br />Haha. Haven't looked at viewer mail since this morning--see what I'm missing?!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-82914785218672110712010-06-17T21:39:40.031-05:002010-06-17T21:39:40.031-05:00"One thing does disappoint me, though. I woul..."One thing does disappoint me, though. I would have expected the messiah to be a better speller."<br /><br />Be kind. English isn't Jesus's first language.ABhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15536547131562840293noreply@blogger.com