tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post8551651368892629687..comments2023-09-24T07:53:50.826-05:00Comments on The Atheist Experience™: A chocolate penis = "an all-out war on Christianity"!?Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-55891141488529144762007-04-03T13:25:00.000-05:002007-04-03T13:25:00.000-05:00Tom Waits foresaw the coming of the Chocolate Jesu...Tom Waits foresaw the coming of the Chocolate Jesus. He is the true prophet, God-incarnate as I’ve always suspected from his music. <BR/><BR/>Oh no, the evil secularists are attacking Christianity again! The Catholic League won’t stand for this! Never mind that the artist is a Catholic and that it is meant as a devotional piece. How is Mother Mary on toast something worthy of pilgrimage while the beautiful “Sweet Jesus” prompts boycotts lest it lead to the fall of civilization as we know it?<BR/><BR/>As for the nudity, it has already been pointed (sorry) out that historically Jesus would have been crucified in “all his majesty”. But I’ve also seen people say they are offended that it is chocolate, saying something about it shouldn’t be something you can eat. Don’t… don’t they have a weekly ritual for just that? Was not one of the Jesus’ final instructions to his disciples “Eat me”?<BR/><BR/>The only case they might be able to make is that children shouldn’t have to see that kind of delicious nudity. Well then, they shouldn’t have to see that kind of violence either. But if I’m not mistaken, it was to be hung (sorry) in an ART GALLERY! I’ve seen kids at museums; most can handle nudity in an artistic context. It’d be another story if there were a late-night soft-core pornographic miniseries depicting various Bible stories, which I’m trying to raise (sorry) the funds to produce. Any takers?<BR/><BR/>For Tom,<BR/>DerekAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-61779354496087363462007-03-31T21:06:00.000-05:002007-03-31T21:06:00.000-05:00What should really be said to Donohue to slap him ...What should really be said to Donohue to slap him in the face with it is that no one ANYWHERE would have a conference room with a statue of MLK after he was shot in the head, wounds graphically portrayed, and obviously dead, but almost every room in a Catholic church has a bloody dead Jesus in it. Who's being offensive now?chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07716628521872882440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-84463195053146895492007-03-31T19:19:00.000-05:002007-03-31T19:19:00.000-05:00C&L has the video of the artist and the rabid Dona...C&L has the video of the artist and the rabid Donahue sparring on Anderson Cooper 360.<BR/><BR/>http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/03/31/the-daily-donohue-rantings-of-a-lunatic-bully-over-a-chocolate-jesus/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-82507018916710364852007-03-31T18:05:00.000-05:002007-03-31T18:05:00.000-05:00I'm willing to bet that if you could somehow get M...I'm willing to bet that if you could somehow get Mewes into the same room as the chocolate penis Jesus, he'd suck it off without prompting.<BR/><BR/>I wonder how often and closely Kevin Smith reads his e-mail...Donhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06661441668625677468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-78491254853043142172007-03-31T17:56:00.000-05:002007-03-31T17:56:00.000-05:00Why do I have this immensely childish desire to se...Why do I have this immensely childish desire to see Jason Mewes run up to a Chocolate statue of Jesus and suck it off? <BR/><BR/>It's a penis fer' cryin' out loud!! I don't see what everyone is so enraged about. What I want to know is: is Jesus circumcised? As a Jew, he should be... but, did his foreskin come back upon ressurection?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-4669072816969651912007-03-31T17:44:00.000-05:002007-03-31T17:44:00.000-05:00Donohue is such a whiny bitch, I can't believe any...Donohue is such a whiny bitch, I can't believe anyone would take him seriously.<BR/><BR/>He's like that kid in elementary school who would watch everyone else like a hawk just so he could run to the teacher and say, "Teacher! Teacher! Billy said 'butt!' Billy said 'butt!'"<BR/><BR/>What a prat...The Rev. Jenner J. Hullhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14507103672869323377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-60582622062584833802007-03-31T16:22:00.000-05:002007-03-31T16:22:00.000-05:00I can't explain it, but its pretty amusing...I can't explain it, but its pretty amusing...PMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17558371076994020181noreply@blogger.com