tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post4345380670931669285..comments2023-09-24T07:53:50.826-05:00Comments on The Atheist Experience™: Came up with a one-liner, now I'm just waiting for an opportunityUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-88774024120108275222010-01-09T00:51:28.743-06:002010-01-09T00:51:28.743-06:00"beer as well as with wine?"
That depen..."beer as well as with wine?"<br /><br />That depends on whether the transub phenomena is contingent on alcohol or grapes. Either way more study is needed.Inghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13024689390434414829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-73147068395967137722010-01-08T20:51:39.181-06:002010-01-08T20:51:39.181-06:00@Watoosh: "I came up with another retort: &qu...@Watoosh: "I came up with another retort: "If God is the energy in the universe, does that mean that the Devil is dark energy?""<br /><br />Well, since Dark Energy outweighs everything else in the Universe, at least that would answer the problem of evil.Feasulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17772748626486768315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-87172631339798929812010-01-08T15:20:19.786-06:002010-01-08T15:20:19.786-06:00@Ing-Are you saying that God is full of shit? Or s...@Ing-Are you saying that God is full of shit? Or shit is full of God?<br /><br />I had gnocchi tonight. Is God in there too? And does transsubstantiation work with beer as well as with wine?Guillaumehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12376749604845793465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-27266744477488093742010-01-08T10:12:49.934-06:002010-01-08T10:12:49.934-06:00@DavidTC
That is actually fairly significant. Yo...@DavidTC<br /><br />That is actually fairly significant. You can get a decent amount of work harnessed by combusting fecal matter.Inghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13024689390434414829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-40030792818551834892010-01-08T08:01:59.837-06:002010-01-08T08:01:59.837-06:00Awesome, a god which grows more impotent over time...Awesome, a god which grows more impotent over time. That second law of thermodynamics is a bitch.Huxleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05670928719635198934noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-89027164038648896722010-01-08T04:31:20.182-06:002010-01-08T04:31:20.182-06:00I have an Erg...I have an Erg...Michael Kingsford Grayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15610344772081162910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-43682125812018163562010-01-08T03:35:59.481-06:002010-01-08T03:35:59.481-06:00@darren-No, but it can stick to the wall when al d...@darren-No, but it can stick to the wall when al dente. Hey, I think I've got my trinity: raw, al dente and cooked.<br /><br />If God is energy, then the Flying Spaghetti Monster is surely the one true god. Hallelujah!Guillaumehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12376749604845793465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-64919879390916041922010-01-08T01:45:46.069-06:002010-01-08T01:45:46.069-06:00"I think they should ban praying in public po..."I think they should ban praying in public pools, then. No one would want to get electrocuted like that."<br /><br />Deus volt, eh?<br /><br />(YES! Yes, I actually made that joke. I regret nothing.)George From NYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06158111795024631345noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-29212315633672134542010-01-07T23:27:22.179-06:002010-01-07T23:27:22.179-06:00Despite the fact that I was pulling for UT this ev...Despite the fact that I was pulling for UT this evening in the national championship game, I couldn't help but pass this one up...<br /><br />I guess colt mccoy _really_ is second!<br /><br />http://www.iamsecond.com/#/seconds/Colt_McCoy/<br /><br /><whisper>i'm sorry</whisper>Pilot Darrenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17110633748596437303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-67726510367648657152010-01-07T16:00:00.703-06:002010-01-07T16:00:00.703-06:00I think they should ban praying in public pools, t...I think they should ban praying in public pools, then. No one would want to get electrocuted like that.Wasderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16541527714546828388noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-76545801439144627902010-01-07T14:59:33.942-06:002010-01-07T14:59:33.942-06:00Great retort! Although I now harbor a suspicion th...Great retort! Although I now harbor a suspicion that some 'prank' callers will attempt to actually use that hypothetical claim just to hear you say it.Nathan Dickey: Journeyman Heretichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17030227316633137712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-74892717179485627042010-01-07T13:15:34.725-06:002010-01-07T13:15:34.725-06:00Guillaume,
What kind of pasta is it??? And can it...Guillaume,<br /><br />What kind of pasta is it??? And can it fly???Pilot Darrenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17110633748596437303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-17012064910389540162010-01-07T13:02:04.256-06:002010-01-07T13:02:04.256-06:00If I recall correctly, the net energy of the unive...If I recall correctly, the net energy of the universe is 0. Therefore God is nothing.kopdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03887294932899817122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-56573731391914395412010-01-07T12:16:59.583-06:002010-01-07T12:16:59.583-06:00I prefer SI units, so joules it is.I prefer SI units, so joules it is.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14328157840787903209noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-34173224098904985432010-01-07T11:25:56.170-06:002010-01-07T11:25:56.170-06:00Hypothetical Caller: God is love
Tom: So, I can...Hypothetical Caller: God is love<br />Tom: So, I can't give you any money. It's illegal to pay for love.Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14299046445235601258noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-74306729894564069302010-01-07T11:24:51.029-06:002010-01-07T11:24:51.029-06:00After recently looking at the bible if you were to...After recently looking at the bible if you were to convert that god energy to matter, all you would get would be a turd.<br /><br />How can people believe in this crap?DavidCThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10567694912132966263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-42763614410300091822010-01-07T07:57:51.286-06:002010-01-07T07:57:51.286-06:00Is that kinetic energy or potential energy?Is that kinetic energy or potential energy?David Buckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14309364915707457568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-76405492790372760702010-01-07T07:11:57.281-06:002010-01-07T07:11:57.281-06:00Russell: "Do you measure him in joules or cal...Russell: <i>"Do you measure him in joules or calories?"</i><br /><br />More to the point; Do you measure it <i>at all</i>?Mark Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12082856602483276803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-52714328472216690942010-01-07T06:57:08.004-06:002010-01-07T06:57:08.004-06:00I came up with another retort: "If God is the...I came up with another retort: "If God is the energy in the universe, does that mean that the Devil is dark energy?"Watooshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03379499755902180633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-41202077327773250502010-01-07T06:48:09.447-06:002010-01-07T06:48:09.447-06:00Does that mean God is responsible for our current ...Does that mean God is responsible for our current energy crisis?Zachariahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06498279380121160099noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-65213025672953773512010-01-07T03:56:01.970-06:002010-01-07T03:56:01.970-06:00Good one. In the meantime, maybe I'll start wo...Good one. In the meantime, maybe I'll start worshipping the pasta I'll have tonight. Transsubstantiation is now clear to me.Guillaumehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12376749604845793465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-63203447309263846902010-01-06T23:46:51.154-06:002010-01-06T23:46:51.154-06:00channel lox wrote:
"1.21 gigawatts!"
U...channel lox wrote:<br /><i>"1.21 gigawatts!"</i><br /><br /><br />Uh, that's power. How about this: <br /><br />1.21 gigawatt-hours!Curt Cameronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08048312089881459521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-90747722453658018602010-01-06T21:40:31.517-06:002010-01-06T21:40:31.517-06:00reminds me of an episode the Skeptoid podcast did ...reminds me of an episode the Skeptoid podcast did on New Age "energy."dreamking00https://www.blogger.com/profile/00753969492297873219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-55944301418480973302010-01-06T20:50:47.671-06:002010-01-06T20:50:47.671-06:00You know what they say about empty calories.You know what they say about empty calories.Andrew Louishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18354390243251659942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-24421078235195763362010-01-06T20:19:24.390-06:002010-01-06T20:19:24.390-06:001.21 gigawatts!1.21 gigawatts!channel loxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02777457919526430329noreply@blogger.com