tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post4166387701653093237..comments2023-09-24T07:53:50.826-05:00Comments on The Atheist Experience™: We get email, WTF editionUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-31772749300085280822009-09-16T00:20:56.855-05:002009-09-16T00:20:56.855-05:00These look like they could be song lyrics... my qu...These look like they could be song lyrics... my question is, to which tune should we sing along?Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03274860327955353832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-40470121654523006192009-09-15T11:16:10.422-05:002009-09-15T11:16:10.422-05:00Fools. FOOLS!
This is EXACTLY what EvilOneSpiritR...Fools. FOOLS!<br /><br />This is EXACTLY what EvilOneSpiritRealmDevilSatan warned us about! <br /><br />Glenn Moon was right!TheBrainFromPlanetAroushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04656561052157326830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-74658520851276876482009-09-15T10:34:36.721-05:002009-09-15T10:34:36.721-05:00Someone absolutely MUST break the Augusto Code . ....Someone absolutely MUST break the Augusto Code . . . it may provide the location of the Ark of his Cerebellum. Also, now will have Ozzy's classic ringing in my ears "Cruzade Train!!"otakursedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05998839927265096757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-16770626438023479952009-09-14T17:59:17.947-05:002009-09-14T17:59:17.947-05:00@minus:
Oliver!
Grease!
Hair!
Tommy!
Cruzade!
...@minus:<br /><br />Oliver! <br />Grease! <br />Hair!<br />Tommy!<br />Cruzade!<br /><br />yep, it's perfect rock opera material.Kimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15660335428680671256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-2428139458630938362009-09-14T15:40:37.806-05:002009-09-14T15:40:37.806-05:00@GeorgeFromNY
Them's fightin' words, boy....@GeorgeFromNY<br /><br />Them's fightin' words, boy.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10819757765321213151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-13293428594226763462009-09-13T15:57:53.105-05:002009-09-13T15:57:53.105-05:00Atheism and materialism killed billions in a curta...<i>Atheism and materialism killed billions in a curtain space of time than any cruzade before.</i><br /><br />Well, now you have a good reason to not mess with us.<br /><br />Plus, our "curtain space of time" is infinite -- therefore my car is blue. There, take that!Robert Moranehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00706576618914923528noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-78426269017260428072009-09-13T13:34:53.523-05:002009-09-13T13:34:53.523-05:00Has to be poe... It just has to be a poe... PLEAS...Has to be poe... It just has to be a poe... PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A POE!lowry.bryanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03371677935276841199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-5539662099195959182009-09-13T13:16:45.937-05:002009-09-13T13:16:45.937-05:00This absolutely convinced me. I'm a theist now...This absolutely convinced me. I'm a theist now! JESUS, SAVE ME!Legionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05230018220493247504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-38225287542681018742009-09-13T12:27:35.460-05:002009-09-13T12:27:35.460-05:00Well, he's right about one thing... Chess DOES...Well, he's right about one thing... Chess DOES suck. ;)TheBrainFromPlanetAroushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04656561052157326830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-21369742249476617752009-09-13T11:18:18.976-05:002009-09-13T11:18:18.976-05:00WTF is right! Wow! Unreal!WTF is right! Wow! Unreal!Jennifer Juniperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13913533558610258500noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-8439776171092062052009-09-13T07:09:11.203-05:002009-09-13T07:09:11.203-05:00Atheism and materialism killed billions in a curta...<i>Atheism and materialism killed billions in a curtain space of time than any cruzade before.</i><br /><br />Atheists are so evil, even our curtains are weapons of mass destruction!PersonalFailurehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03034292023591747601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-90725462798292174462009-09-13T06:23:36.175-05:002009-09-13T06:23:36.175-05:00You know, it almost reads like a poem.
"Athe...You know, it almost reads like a poem.<br /><br />"Atheism and materialism killed much more people than any cruzade before."<br /><br />This line is repeated many many times with slight variation. For this reason I think this is either a poe or an actual crazy person writing you from behind padded walls.Archaneushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03996511005864112902noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-55060756281058408902009-09-13T05:14:37.732-05:002009-09-13T05:14:37.732-05:00@Makarios-"That's the first thought of an...@Makarios-"That's the first thought of any Pharisee."<br /><br />Well, the Pharisees have been pictured in a bad light in the Gospels because they were intellectual adversaries of Jesus, that does not make them more wrong than Jesus, but in any case, Martin has a fair point: why are there so many inarticulate, ignorant, stupid worshippers? The very accusations Augusto makes, as well as the insulting tone of the whole piece shows that stupidity can also sometimes be immoral. Clearly, such a trashy email does not make Augusto's faith very appealing to the heatens like me.<br /><br />And I know a lot of good willed, decent simpletons, who often do believe in God, but that does not make them right. Augusto is more of a devout, nasty imbecile and I hope you Christians educate him a bit to develop his mind (he might not be so stupid afterwards, but I might be naïve), and in the meantime teach him some manners. There is nothing moral or admirable about ignorance, especially when it is so spiteful.Guillaumehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12376749604845793465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-57977847833221731202009-09-13T04:50:37.291-05:002009-09-13T04:50:37.291-05:00If God existed, why would he want to be worshipped...If God existed, why would he want to be worshipped by such idiots?Guillaumehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12376749604845793465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-63917301483600640372009-09-13T04:37:11.992-05:002009-09-13T04:37:11.992-05:00This must be some coded message---nobody's spe...This <i>must</i> be some coded message---nobody's spelling can be that atrocious.<br /><br />And a second thought: maybe by 'trillion' he meant a million million millions, not merely a million millions... Err, never mind...Krryptonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15082226090180605773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-21584088546267350792009-09-13T04:09:14.518-05:002009-09-13T04:09:14.518-05:00That made no sense at all.
What the hell is a &qu...That made no sense at all.<br /><br />What the hell is a "Jesus"?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-50429647359041611282009-09-12T21:28:06.193-05:002009-09-12T21:28:06.193-05:00Wow!
This is the most coherent thing that I have h...Wow!<br />This is the most coherent thing that I have heard from a theist in quite a while.Michael Kingsford Grayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15610344772081162910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-60915727190821609762009-09-12T20:53:42.043-05:002009-09-12T20:53:42.043-05:00I give it 0.8 TimeCubes.I give it 0.8 TimeCubes.Woofhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00547080131198326922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-19025602817921310252009-09-12T20:08:30.140-05:002009-09-12T20:08:30.140-05:00C'mon you guys, give Augusto a break -- he'...C'mon you guys, give Augusto a break -- he's clearly working with English as a second language. You have to admit, even if he is merely plagiarizing Ben Stein here, the main idea he expressed in his letter was absolutely crystal clear...<br /><br /><i>...that believing in God makes you a mentally incompetent lunatic.</i>Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14168969281371246061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-75055456423047146232009-09-12T20:05:10.713-05:002009-09-12T20:05:10.713-05:00He's on to us! We would be threatened but tha...He's on to us! We would be threatened but thank goodness that those who oppuse us, THE EVIL LEAGUE OF EVIL, are so dang stupid.Inghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13024689390434414829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-76743514070602682492009-09-12T19:52:34.258-05:002009-09-12T19:52:34.258-05:00Yep. The Laward must really love stupid people, cu...Yep. The Laward must really love stupid people, cuz he shore made a bunch of em!<br /><br />LSlshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17901508236729383702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-74034024630923989692009-09-12T19:31:33.167-05:002009-09-12T19:31:33.167-05:00I wish John Adams would set this to music. It mig...I wish John Adams would set this to music. It might even be an opera. It is truly epic in scope. Cruzade? yes!minushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08753445398306415857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-54473455759227561412009-09-12T17:54:03.908-05:002009-09-12T17:54:03.908-05:00The population has never been anywhere near 1 tril...The population has never been anywhere <i>near</i> 1 trillion. I think you may be right, Transplanted Lawyer.Stewart Grayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12221997411916161192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-29956322554404847922009-09-12T17:37:50.843-05:002009-09-12T17:37:50.843-05:00I think the poor boy has a point - I love chess!I think the poor boy has a point - I love chess!3Finkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12692932255214721128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33241741.post-67044831235020343952009-09-12T17:28:51.956-05:002009-09-12T17:28:51.956-05:00Wow, that felt like reading song lyrics. I can'...Wow, that felt like reading song lyrics. I can't help but fantasize about incorporating that into a performance art piece.Billy Deatonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07360965533398052865noreply@blogger.com